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Run For Your Lives: 5K Obstacle Course Zombie Race

Run For Your Lives is an apocalyptic 5K obstacle race. But you’re not just running against the clock — you’re running from brain-hungry, virus-spreading, bloody zombies.

• Before the race, you will be given a flag belt, just like the overly intimidating game of flag football. These flags represent your health.
• The zombies want to take your flags and maybe eat your brains.
• If you lose all your health flags, you die. And the zombies win.
• Health bonuses will be hidden throughout the course. If you find one and carry it to the finish, it will save your life.

Throughout the 5K obstacle race, there will be 12 man-made and natural obstacles for you to complete. Runners may choose NOT to complete an obstacle, BUT any runner who skips an obstacle will not be eligible for prizes.

There will be zombies. Their job is to chase you and eat you — but mainly go after your health, in the form of your flag belt. Avoid the zombies to keep your health flags.

Use speed, strategy and your intact brains to make it to the FINISH LINE with at least ONE FLAG INTACT. If you finish with zero health flags, your time will be recorded, but you will not be eligible for awards.

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if i was actually in shape and could run fast, i would so do this but, alas

I reblog this every time it shows up on my dash. There’s one in Pittsburgh soon and I sooo want to get in shape and do it.

oh my god heres a reason for me to get fit

this sounds so fun

Running zombies? Oh, no. No. Fuck that. 

hey look, everyone! i signed up for this ‘o’

the pennsylvania run takes place in butler (couple hours away from me) on sept. 1

starting on monday, i’m basically training every day for this until it happens

(root for me) (i’m such a fucking bad runner but i am going to improve this)

omg rvb

i could never do this

why is this not in Central US and why is this not my weekends?

So… GnomeQuest kicked up a notch? Sounds awesome.