Ain't No Shakespeare

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nicosdisangelic:

New Republican ad came out today which gave me the best reaction image I’ve ever seen.

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rhamphotheca:

Religion and Literary Scholar Reza Aslan basically calls out comments by CNN hosts, and Bill Maher, as stupid and racist, in his beautifully learned fashion, for over-generalized arguments about “Islamic Countries”. Honestly, he makes them look like backwards ass dimwits.

Facile arguments… unsophisticated arguments...” ;)

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Feel like getting into the Halloween spirit this season but don’t want to spend money on a haunted house? Get your scares by taking a tour through the freshman dorms instead.

tastefullyoffensive:

How to be passive aggressive. [via]

iatemydriveway?

tastefullyoffensive:

How to be passive aggressive. [via]

iatemydriveway?

In the old days, NFL owners were rich men who accepted the risk of losing money as the cost of doing business. Thanks to the popularity of the game, the NFL and its owners—with the collusion of politicians—have created what amounts to a risk-free business environment. According to Long’s data, a dozen teams received more public money than they needed to build their facilities. Rather than going into debt, they turned a profit.

The perfect example: Seven of every ten dollars spent to build CenturyLink Field in Seattle came from the taxpayers of Washington State, $390 million total. The owner, Paul Allen, pays the state $1 million per year in “rent” and collects most of the $200 million generated. If you are wondering how to become, like Allen, one of the richest humans on earth, negotiating such a lease would be a good start.

In New Orleans, taxpayers have bankrolled roughly a billion dollars to build then renovate the Superdome, which we are now supposed to call the Mercedes-Benz Superdome. Guess who gets nearly all the revenues generated by Saints games played in this building? If you guessed all those hard-working stiffs who paid a billion dollars, you would be wrong. If you guessed billionaire owner Tom Benson, you would be right. He also receives $6 million per annum from the state as an “inducement payment” to keep him from moving the team.

That’s the same amount Cowboys owner Jerry Jones would pay each year in property taxes to Arlington, Texas, where his fancy new stadium is located. Except that Jones doesn’t pay property taxes because, like many of his fellow plutocrats, he’s cut a sweetheart deal with the local authorities.

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Why Being a Football Fan Is Indefensible (via kenyatta)

Public funding of stadiums and arenas makes me so goddamn angry.

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lucaspsi:

shotarokaneda:

this dog is part husky part lab

the split is straight down the middle, quite literally

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LOOK AT THIS!!! It looks like two different dogs! She literally got looks from both sides of her parents! JUST IMAGINE HOW HAPPY THEY MUST BE!!!!!

This is so crazy. I love it

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did-you-kno:

One of the smallest hoofed animals is the Java mouse-deer, which is about the size and weight of a 2-liter bottle of soda. Source

did-you-kno:

One of the smallest hoofed animals is the Java mouse-deer, which is about the size and weight of a 2-liter bottle of soda. Source

howthehoolychillz:

JOHN MOTHER FUCKING STEWART.

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did-you-kno:

A new study has shown it is 99.999% likely that global warming has been caused by greenhouse gases and human influence. Source

A new study? Like every study for the past 10 years has shown this. People just don’t like to listen

did-you-kno:

A new study has shown it is 99.999% likely that global warming has been caused by greenhouse gases and human influence. Source

A new study? Like every study for the past 10 years has shown this. People just don’t like to listen

wishfulthinkinganddreaming:

momma-taye:

jocy022:

Omg❤️

I NEVER SAW THE SECOND PIC. It got better!!!

THE SECOND ONE THOUGH

wishfulthinkinganddreaming:

momma-taye:

jocy022:

Omg❤️

I NEVER SAW THE SECOND PIC. It got better!!!

THE SECOND ONE THOUGH

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gunpowderandspark:

dapperhatsandfancypants:

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stillmonkeys:

From A Series of Unfortunate Events DVD commentary track.

if you haven’t watched this film with the commentary then you are missing out, it’s hilarious. “Lemony Snicket” was completely unhappy with the film and wanted no real part of it and so in the commentary he just fucks about. Seriously, at one point he gets out an accordion and drowns out the director with his playing

"nearly all of my life"

Lemony Snicket sass is what I aspire to in life.

"Lemony Snicket" (Dan Handler) was asked if he liked the movie.
He said “I love the movie as much as someone who wrote 8 drafts of a movie before being fired from his own creation could possibly be.”
The man’s life is sarcasm and it’s beautiful.

gunpowderandspark:

dapperhatsandfancypants:

theausterevolunteer:

oscarstardis:

stillmonkeys:

From A Series of Unfortunate Events DVD commentary track.

if you haven’t watched this film with the commentary then you are missing out, it’s hilarious. “Lemony Snicket” was completely unhappy with the film and wanted no real part of it and so in the commentary he just fucks about. Seriously, at one point he gets out an accordion and drowns out the director with his playing

"nearly all of my life"

Lemony Snicket sass is what I aspire to in life.

"Lemony Snicket" (Dan Handler) was asked if he liked the movie.

He said “I love the movie as much as someone who wrote 8 drafts of a movie before being fired from his own creation could possibly be.”

The man’s life is sarcasm and it’s beautiful.

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quorious:

this is the funniest post i have ever seen and now i need to start watching this show

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kill-anime:

crime-and-puns:

*sets entire english language on fire*

cuttlefishfish

kill-anime:

crime-and-puns:

*sets entire english language on fire*

cuttlefishfish

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Heath Ledger as the Joker skate boarding over Christian Bale as Batman while they take a break on the set of The Dark Knight.
You can all quit your lives now. Single greatest picture in the history of pictures and internet.